- A flight heading to Brazil made an emergency landing in Miami this morning; 26 of the passengers were injured. [Herald]
- Myriam Marquez has decided, for the good of all Miami, that Mr. Clucky should be brutally slaughtered and feasted upon by a group of homeless sex offenders. Cherry. [Herald]
- Could you be eating horse meat and not even know it? [NBCMiami]
- A Miami-Dade firehouse has been declared the busiest in the entire nation. [Herald]
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