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When Plum TV execs asked us to appear on their new show, Juice, I asked the producer if she was sure. See, Plum is a classy affair, and we aren't 944 (not that we'd want to be that hot mess of a magazine) or Ocean Drive; we write about stripper murders and mixed martial arts being super gay. The producer reassured us they wanted to give the show an edge, and we were free to talk about anything we wanted. Natch, we decided to go for it and gave them what they asked for. Bestiality, anal sex, and ball gags on Jesus were just some of the things we -- Magic City Kitty and Jose D. Duran -- touched on, and the look of horror on the hostess's face is priceless.
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