Nestle Gives People The Finger
I got a press release this morning announcing that Nestle will be changing the name of their Butterfinger candy bar to just, “The Finger.” I can picture it now, Bart Simpson pulling his chocolate bar away from Nelson after knocking him out, then looking at the television viewer while quipping, “Nobody better lay a finger on my … finger.” -- Elvis Ramirez
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