Mythical Creature Spotted in Miami Beach
Art Basel's celeb quotient has been a little low this year, but look who the paps spotted on Miami Beach yesterday: America's sweat heart Mary-Kate Olsen! She's looking even more homeless than usual, as in she doesn't have on the trademarked fly-eyed sunglasses or Balenciaga shoes that would help differentiate her from all the other vagrants wondering around SoBe. It is a brave style statement about the state of the economy, surely, but we're kind of amazed the paparazzi was able to identify her. We're just kidding MK, mmmkay.
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