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Mugshots Friday: Warpaint

Mugshots Friday: Warpaint

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Mugshots Friday: Warpaint

Arrested: 4/10

Charges: Grand Theft Auto, Petit Theft, and Driving With a Suspended License

We were going to say this man is clearly way, way too old for anything going on here, but his arrest info say he's only 32. In which case he's just a little too old for anything going on here -- and should probably find a dermatologist. Damn.

Mugshots Friday: Warpaint

Arrested: 4/04

Charges: Cocaine Possession and Drug Paraphernalia

The only reason this woman can get away with wearing such strong makeup is because she looks like the kind of chick who would beat your ass for making fun of it.

Mugshots Friday: Warpaint

Arrested: 4/07

Charges: Possession of Heroin with Intent to Sell

Please note they specifically zoomed out on this guy to reveal this bitching T-shirt.

 

Mugshots Friday: Warpaint

Arrested: 4/04

Charges: Attempted Murder, Armed Burglary, False Imprisonment, and Battery on Someone Older than 65

Pretty sure we've seen "For the Win" Neck Tattoo Guy on Mugshots Friday before. Pretty sure he's not winning anything.

Mugshots Friday: Warpaint

Arrested: 4/07

Charges: Credit Card Fraud, Credit Card Forgery, Possession of Fraudulent ID, and Petit Theft

If you can't see it, this man has a very clever neck tattoo that's a play on the phrase "time is money." See, the portrait portion of a piece of American currency has been replaced by a clock. It's usually used by hardworking individuals who put in long hours to make honest money. This man was arrested for credit card fraud.

Mugshots Friday: Warpaint

Arrested: 4/08

Charges: Possession of Drug Paraphernalia

Well, at least she'll be out in time to celebrate 4/20.

 

Mugshots Friday: Warpaint

Arrested: 4/04

Charges: Battery on a Public Transit Employee, Disorderly Conduct, and Petit Theft

If you're gonna get that much done to your lips, you might as well work them in your mugshot.

Mugshots Friday: Warpaint

Arrested: 4/06

Charges: Disorderly Intoxication and Trespassing

He's got a face that says "get off my lawn" but a rap sheet that says he didn't get off someone else's lawn.

Mugshots Friday: Warpaint

Arrested: 4/04

Charges: Armed Robbery, Cocaine Possession, Carrying a Concealed Firearm, Using a Firearm While Committing a Felony, Cannabis Possession, Possession of a Firearm by a Felon, Resisting an Officer With Violence, Drug Paraphernalia, Introduction of Banned Substance to Jail... and Drinking in Public

"Well, boys, if any of these nine other charges don't stick, at least we'll be able to get him on drinking in public."

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