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Mugshots Friday: The Power of Satan Compels You

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Mugshots Friday: The Power of Satan Compels You

Arrested: 3/22

Charges: Cannabis Possession

There are stupid teenage mistakes like getting arrested for weed. Then there are stupid teenage mistakes like getting an occult symbol tattooed on your damn neck.

Mugshots Friday: The Power of Satan Compels You

Arrested: 3/21

Charges: Burglary with Assault or Battery and Child Abuse with No Great Bodily Harm

Maybe you've noticed that Mugshots Friday has slowly turned into a tattoo and eyebrow review column, but given the realities of the criminal justice system, this is a tricky thing to pull off without coming off asĀ completely tasteless. The thing is, eyebrows are a choice, no matter who you are, and we're really not going to feel bad about pointing out that yours are whack no matter the circumstances.

Mugshots Friday: The Power of Satan Compels You

Arrested: 3/26

Charges: Retail Theft and Cannabis Possession

Also a choice: neck beards.

Mugshots Friday: The Power of Satan Compels You

Arrested: 3/25

Charges: Heroin Possession

You're gonna spend all that money and endure all that pain for a giant top of the head tattoo and be too lazy to shave to let anyone see it?

Mugshots Friday: The Power of Satan Compels You

Arrested: 3/25

Charges: Aggravated Assault on a Pregnant Victim

Put a bow on it!

Mugshots Friday: The Power of Satan Compels You

Arrested: 3/21

Charges: Cocaine and Cannabis Possession with Intent to Sell

"Girl, I'm so high I can see like space and shit." "Uh, boo, those are just those fake eyelashes you're wearing."

Mugshots Friday: The Power of Satan Compels You

Arrested: 3/20

Charges: Money Laundering, Grand Theft and Organized Fraud

Oh, so that's what happened to Ferguson from Clarissa Explain It All.

Mugshots Friday: The Power of Satan Compels You

Arrested: 3/26

Charges: Domestic Violence and Battery

Is this like one of those picture hunt challenge where you're supposed to find his chin?

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