Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series. For more mugshots from Broward and Palm Beach, check out The Pulp.
Arrested: 6/22
Charged with: Trespassing, tampering with physical evidence
So already being featured in a Mugshots Friday, now you go and get arrested in a Heat jersey the week after they win the championship? You, sir, are pandering to me. And I like it.
Arrested: 6/22
Charged with: Entering Miami Beach park after hours
So...
Arrested: 6/25
Charged with: Entering Miami Beach park after hours
Were cops pulling some sting all last week where they tackled dudes entering a park after dark and mashed their faces into the sandbox? Is that a wise use of taxpayer dollars?
Arrested: 6/28
Charged with: Trespassing, open container, drinking in public
"I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I hate it when I'm arrested for it."
Arrested: 6/26
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication
God bless the steadfast mulleteers. When hipsters and Milan types stole their hairdo ironically, they kept shaving the top and conditioning the curls in the back. Now they have the mullet all to themselves again. The mullet doesn't go out of style, because it's a lifestyle. We'll have marketing tweak that tagline, but we're almost there.
Arrested:6/13
Charged with: Trespassing
This booking photo from Volusia County is just a reminder that jail photographers in the rest of Florida are doing some pretty exciting stuff with mugshots, if you're into that art house scene. Go check out our sister paper's Broward version of Mugshots Friday if you don't believe me. Yes, this is synergy.
Arrested: 6/21
Charged with: Charge information not available
You know damn well we can't stay mad at you with that hair and that sad face. Take the cuffs off, boys, Frostys for everybody. On me.
Arrested: 6/24
Charged with: Domestic battery by strangulation
It really depends on your personal preference in super-creepy accused stranglers...
Arrested: 6/23
Charged with: Domestic battery by strangulation
but we like the cut of this guy's creepy jib. He's like the boy next door, if you lived next door to every creepy boyfriend in every Sarah Michelle Gellar movie ever.
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