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Mugshots Friday: That Kool-Aid Dye Job

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Mugshots Friday: That Kool-Aid Dye Job

Arrested: 3/25
Charges: Criminal Mischief
Well, this is probably the brightest dye job Miami-Dade jail saw all week.

Mugshots Friday: That Kool-Aid Dye Job

Arrested: 3/21
Charges: Cannabis Possession
Oh, wait...

Mugshots Friday: That Kool-Aid Dye Job

Arrested: 3/24
Well, at least they can all get together and discuss the possibility of a class action suit over police profiling of people with Kool-Aid hair.

 

Mugshots Friday: That Kool-Aid Dye Job

Arrested: 3/25
Charges: Dealing in Stolen Property
Isn't the point of a mugshot to identify people? So what good is a mugshot really that covers up half of a persons identifying facial features?

Mugshots Friday: That Kool-Aid Dye Job

Arrested: 3/21
Charges: Loitering or Prowling
We thought perhaps he got arrested in the middle of getting his hair done, but then we realized that police usually don't make such dramatic arrests for loitering charges. So, we guess this hair style is just a personal choice. You know, good for him. Be different.

Mugshots Friday: That Kool-Aid Dye Job

Arrested: 3/26
Charges: Cannabis Possession (both)
Remember when your mother used to dress you and your brother up in matchy-matchy outfits for school picture day? Apparently some brothers like to keep the corresponding styles tradition up even for their arrests.

 

Mugshots Friday: That Kool-Aid Dye Job

Arrested: 3/26
Charges: Battery
What's weird about the internet is you can think to yourself, "Wait does that say Britney? Is that a Britney spears t-shirt?" And then five seconds later you have your answers. Indeed, it is Britney, bitch.

Mugshots Friday: That Kool-Aid Dye Job

Arrested: 3/24
Don't think about it too much.

Mugshots Friday: That Kool-Aid Dye Job

Arrested: 3/26
Charges: False imprisonment of a child under 13
Yes, we wrote about snot nose here earlier in the week, but if this isn't a classic Mugshot Friday entry we don't know what is.

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