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Mugshots Friday: Stop Hating

Mugshots Friday: Stop Hating

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Mugshots Friday: Stop Hating

Arrested: 5/30

Charges: Firearm Possession by a Convicted Felon, False Report of a Crime

Lifehack: If you have trouble remembering how old you are simply tattoo your birth year in giant letters across your chest. Don't be afraid to get creative and make it look like a permanent medallion.

Mugshots Friday: Stop Hating

Arrested: 6/05

Charges: Aggravated Battery, Burglary of an Occupied Dwelling

This lady has cried off enough eyeliner and mascara to keep your average high school goth in business for a week. That is so much black eye make up going on there.

Mugshots Friday: Stop Hating

Arrested: 6/02

Charges: Cannabis Possession

Her tattoo says "stop hating," and yet her facial expression makes it seem like she's doing a lot of hating.

 

Mugshots Friday: Stop Hating

Arrested: 6/03

Charges: Battery, Domestic Violence, Battery on a Police Officer and Resisting Arrest

Ronald and The Grimmace put a little much rum in their Shamrock Shakes one night, and, well, 20 years later they're still dealing with the repercussions.

Mugshots Friday: Stop Hating

Arrested: 5/30

Charges: Grand Theft, Credit Card Fraud, Possession of a Stolen Credit Card

You know this guy has a home DJ set up.

Mugshots Friday: Stop Hating

Arrested: 5/30

Charges: Disorderly Intoxication

"At this age I'm just excited someone wants to take my picture."

 

Mugshots Friday: Stop Hating

Arrested: 5/30

Charges: Cocaine Possession

We're having a hard time making out this man's between-brows tattoo. "Lost" would be a really depressing thing to have tattooed on your forehead, so we're just going to pretend it says "zest," because this man simply has an uncontrollable zest for life. Zest!

Mugshots Friday: Stop Hating

Arrested: 5/02

Charges: Aggravated Assault and Battery on a Person 65 or Older

"Say cheese!"

Mugshots Friday: Stop Hating

Arrested: 6/03

Charges: Outboard Motor with Altered Serial Number

This is a face of a man who never saw his arrest coming. Mostly because he has what looks like mayo on one corner of his mouth and a bit of mustard on the other. Dude was probably just enjoying a nice sandwich and then *boom* jail.

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