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Mugshots Friday: Stinko De Mayo

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Mugshots Friday: Stinko De Mayo

Arrested: 5/06

Charges: Cannabis Possession

When it comes to men's neck jewelry why chose between the simple understated silver cord, the colorful beaded number or the heavy metal dog collar when you can wear all three at the same time for a delightful layered look?

Mugshots Friday: Stinko De Mayo

Arrested: 5/06

Honestly, we're just impressed with this hair.

Mugshots Friday: Stinko De Mayo

Arrested: 5/06

Charges: Trespassing and Drug Paraphernalia Possession

Sometimes we all sort of feel like this.

 

Mugshots Friday: Stinko De Mayo

Arrested: 5/08

Charges: Burglary, Grand Theft and Criminal Mischief

Suddenly we have a craving for bug juice.

Mugshots Friday: Stinko De Mayo

Arrested: 5/08

Charges: Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon

Mustache respect.

Mugshots Friday: Stinko De Mayo

Arrested: 5/06

Charges: Possession of Burglary Tools and Accessory After the Fact

No charges were filed for stealing her hairstyle from another culture however.

Mugshots Friday: Stinko De Mayo

Arrested: 5/06

Charges: Cocaine Possession

If eyes are the windows to the soul we really don't want to know what's going on here.

Mugshots Friday: Stinko De Mayo

Arrested: 5/06

Charges: Aggravated Assault and Battery

What did he do? Assault asphalt with his face?

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