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Mugshots Friday: Permanent Chin Pubes

Mugshots Friday: Permanent Chin Pubes

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Mugshots Friday: Permanent Chin Pubes

Arrested: 4/15

Charges: Tampering with Physical Evidence

Don't go too overboard with your neck tattoo, or else you'll wind up with what looks like permanent chin pubes on your face.

Mugshots Friday: Permanent Chin Pubes

Arrested: 4/11

Charges: Strongarm Robbery and Battery

Probably the last think you'll notice about this mugshot is her complete lack of eyebrows, so just pointing that out for you.

Mugshots Friday: Permanent Chin Pubes

Arrested: 4/11

Charges: Organized Fraud, Grand Theft, Possession of a Stolen or Fake Driver's License

Ok, we've seen lip rings before, but never a bar directly though the middle of the lip. Is this some sort of anti-kissing chastity device?

Mugshots Friday: Permanent Chin Pubes

Arrested: 4/10

Charges: Grand Theft and Criminal Mischief

Sometimes more is more, and we have to say these two tacky hair dyes look better together than they would alone.

Mugshots Friday: Permanent Chin Pubes

Arrested: 4/11

Charges: Cannabis Possession with Intent to Sell

In his defense, with those bangs, it's possible he couldn't really see what he was possessing or selling.

Mugshots Friday: Permanent Chin Pubes

Arrested: 4/17

Charges: Cocaine Possession and Drug Paraphernalia Possession

How does one end up with hair like this? Do you go to the salon and say, "Yeah, I want my hair to look like an old kitchen rag that got used to clean up a massive Kool Aid spill at a three-year-old's birthday party?

Mugshots Friday: Permanent Chin Pubes

Arrested: 4/10

Charges: Cocaine Possession

Have you ever seen someone look so over everything before?

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