Mugshots Friday: Ol' Snake Eye
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Charges: Aggravated Assault and Battery
If last week's goatee tattoo wasn't quite your thing but you still want to try the whole "permanent facial hair" trend, consider a decorative beard tattoo.
Charges: Cocaine and Paraphernalia Possession
OK, not to be a dick about this, but if this guy ends up in prison, his nickname will automatically be "Ol' Snake Eye," right?
Such silky, shiny hair for such an (allegedly) horrible person.
Charges: Cannabis Possession and Grand Theft
They found pot on this guy? Shocking!
Charges: Drinking in Public
Rocking the ol' Evo Morales haircut, I see.
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