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Mugshots Friday: Is That a Robot Penis?

Mugshots Friday: Is That a Robot Penis?

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Mugshots Friday: Is That a Robot Penis?

Arrested: 3/29

Charges: Aggravated Assault With a Firearm, Cannabis and Controlled Substance Possession, Using a Firearm While Committing a Felony

That's probably a gun tattoo on his right cheek, but it kind of looks like a robot penis.

Mugshots Friday: Is That a Robot Penis?

Arrested: 5/19

Charges: Aggravated Assault on a Law Enforcement Agent and Grand Theft

The officer involved probably had this mugshot framed and looks at it like, "Hah, don't try me."

Mugshots Friday: Is That a Robot Penis?

Arrested: 5/17

Charges: Assault and Battery

Ramen Noodle Hair Club for Men

 

Mugshots Friday: Is That a Robot Penis?

Arrested: 5/20

Charges: Battery and Burglary

Seriously, officers? You couldn't take this guy for a bit more medical care before booking him? Damn.

Mugshots Friday: Is That a Robot Penis?

Arrested: 5/20

Charges: Cocaine Possession

Great to see a dude comfortable enough in his masculinity that he's not afraid to rock spaghetti straps.

Mugshots Friday: Is That a Robot Penis?

Arrested: 5/17

Charges: Cocaine Possession, Disorderly Intoxication

They were trying to explain to this man who Iggy Azalea is.

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