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Mugshots Friday: Half a Head Returns

Mugshots Friday: Half a Head Returns

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Mugshots Friday: Half a Head Returns

Arrested: 6/28

Charges: Battery

Always nice to see a familiar face.

Mugshots Friday: Half a Head Returns

Arrested: 7/2

Charges: Strong Armed Robbery Attempt, Entering a Park After Hours

Apparently even robbers like to make their work clothes Holliday-appropriate.

Mugshots Friday: Half a Head Returns

Arrested: 7/2

Charges: Cocaine Possession

This is the same expression and body language as a 4-year-old who just got put into timeout.

Mugshots Friday: Half a Head Returns

Arrested: 6/30

Charges: Aggravated Battery

This guys looks like the unmasked villain in a low-budget horror movie.

Mugshots Friday: Half a Head Returns

Arrested: 6/29

Charges: Aggravated Battery

If she did that to her own hair I'd hate to see what she'd do to another person.

Mugshots Friday: Half a Head Returns

Arrested: 6/28

Charges: Battery

OK, actually the ombré hair trend is officially over.

Mugshots Friday: Half a Head Returns

Arrested: 6/27

Charges: Petit Theft

This is this woman's official mugshot. No idea.

Mugshots Friday: Half a Head Returns

Arrested: 6/28

Charges: Dealing in Stolen Property

Ah, the elusive female neck tat.

Mugshots Friday: Half a Head Returns

Arrested: 6/28

Charges: Cocaine Possession, Resisting Officer Without Violence

Buy a comb, bro.

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