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Mugshots Friday: Goatee Tattoo

Mugshots Friday: Goatee Tattoo

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Mugshots Friday: Goatee Tattoo

Arrested: 7/10

Charges: Fraudulent ID, Obstruction by a Disguised Person and Resisting an Officer

Here's a man with a goatee tattooed on his face. Can't really say much more than that really.

Mugshots Friday: Goatee Tattoo

Arrested: 7/15

Charges: Vehicular Grand Theft, Driving with a Suspended License

When dads have nightmares about the worst possible guy their daughters could date, the guy usually looks like this.

Mugshots Friday: Goatee Tattoo

Arrested: 7/12

Charges: Controlled Substance Possession, Consuming Alcohol in Public

We're not sure his neck tattoo says "trust no bitch," but we're just gonna assume it does and that that misogyny extends to fashion advice, because no woman would approve of this shirt.

 

Mugshots Friday: Goatee Tattoo

Arrested: 7/11

Charges: Disorderly Conduct, Battery on a Police Officer, Resisting Arrest

Say cheese.

Mugshots Friday: Goatee Tattoo

Arrested: 7/11

Charges: Marijuana Possession

The final frontier: grungy dude duck lips.

Mugshots Friday: Goatee Tattoo

Arrested: 7/11

Charges: Retail Theft and Marijuana Possession

Considering the goatee we started with, it only makes sense to end with these eyebrows.

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