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Mugshots Friday: Face Full

Mugshots Friday: Face Full

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Mugshots Friday: Face Full

Arrested: 6/07

Charges: Driving with license suspended (habitual) and resisting an officer without violence

Two things:

1. You totally thought his charges were going to be worse than driving with a suspended license and resisting arrested, didn't you? Maybe you need to stop and reflect about what that says about you.

2. Do you think he started with the idea of covering his face in tattoos or just ran out of space elsewhere on his body?

Mugshots Friday: Face Full

Arrested: 6/07

Charges: Trespassing

Bro, No Shave November ended like six months ago.

Mugshots Friday: Face Full

Arrested: 6/11

Charges: Armed Robbery

*prayer emoji*

Mugshots Friday: Face Full

Arrested: 6/07

Charges: Cocaine Possession, Battery and Threatening a Public Servant

Bleach ...just say no.

Mugshots Friday: Face Full

Arrested: 6/05

Charges: Marijuana Possession with Intent to Sell, Cocaine Possession

In case you're wondering, yes, indeed her booking info does list her actual eye color as brown.

Mugshots Friday: Face Full

Arrested: 6/09

Charges: Disorderly Intoxication and Drinking in Public

"Yeah man, just tat up my face so it looks like I'm crying everything. Just bawling out crosses, words, daggers, actual tears. Pretty much everything. I want to look like I'm crying all the time."

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