Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Hosting Party at LIV at the Fontainebleau
Fresh off a skanky smack down at the hands of Tina Fey on this weekend's Saturday Night Live, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is set to guest host at LIV. Yes, the lady famous for flirting with Nazi propaganda and giving Sandra Bullock's husband full range of her tattooed body will be coming to the heart of Miami Beach on April 21 for the Wednesday night Dirty Hairy party.
We're surprised a lady who poses in Hitler-gear and supposedly has white power tendencies would come to Miami Beach. Actually, we're more surprised that the Fontainebleau would host her.
If they wanted to get a known adulterer to host a party, couldn't they have picked one who doesn't turn material that's deeply offensive to about half the local population into beat off material? Were Ashley Alexandra Dupre, Superhead, Monica Lewinsky, that chick who's banging Tiki Barber, Rielle Hunter, Mark Sanford's Argentinian girlfriend, and the 57 or so women Tiger Woods slept with all really not available? I mean, come on.
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