Miami's First Tweets: The Awkward Twitter Beginnings From LeBron to Rubio to The Rock
To celebrate its 8th birthday, Twitter has launched a site that lets users look up their first ever tweet, thus pinpointing the exact moment when you became less productive at work. Twitter has been clogged ever since with people reliving just how bad they were at tweeting when they first joined.
That goes for all of Miami's most infamous Twitter users. A deep dive into the past finds the awkward first posts from LeBron James to Marco Rubio to Billy Corben from the dark days when everyone still thought the verb was "twittering."
"As we mark our 8th birthday, we'd like to say thank you -- to you. Millions of prolific tweeters have made Twitter an exciting, fun and powerful place to connect with others," Twitter wrote to explain its new tool. "Today we're taking a look at some choice first Tweets -- first Tweets that sparked a conversation, used imagery to tell a story, or revealed unfiltered self expression."
High-minded sentiment considering we spend half our day tweeting out jokes about how bad the Dolphins will be this year. Miami's brightest shining lights didn't fare much better with their first tweets:
is twittering— Sun Sentinel (@SunSentinel) October 29, 2008
The Miami Herald: Reaching everybody, every day, their way.— Miami Herald (@MiamiHerald) April 24, 2008
Hey, thanks for following us on Twitter! Hopefully this is the start of beautiful, yet awkward, friendship.— New Times Broward (@NewTimesBroward) January 20, 2009
Friday Wine Flights at Josef's: We have more reason than ever to get our drunk on this weekend, but.. http://tinyurl.com/6z4d66— Miami New Times (@MiamiNewTimes) October 20, 2008
Twittering.— Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) January 23, 2008
Finally... Twitter just got Rocked! http://say.ly/wTo8Ry— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) February 15, 2011
can you feel the HEAT?— Miami HEAT (@MiamiHEAT) July 7, 2008
30 Questions: Will Jeremy Hermida ever live up to his prospect hype?— troy rumfelt (@floridamarlins) March 12, 2009
Where in the world are the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders? Click to check their interactive map! http://tinyurl.com/cq2lzl— Miami Dolphins (@MiamiDolphins) February 2, 2009
Getting ready for the LeBron Show tomorrow. Yikes. Is there anything I can eat the night before to give me a better chance to guard him? ...— Shane Battier (@ShaneBattier) December 8, 2009
First day on twitter & still trying to get the hang of how this works.— Micky Arison (@MickyArison) August 11, 2011
5 Things To Know: Panthers vs Sabres http://bit.ly/135EYD— Troy Rumfelt (@FloridaPanthers) March 12, 2009
just out of practice in ATL..putting the past behind and focused...— THREE (@DwyaneWade) April 21, 2009
Yes it's really me! Thank you to @twitter for helping secure my verified account!— Dan Marino (@DanMarino) January 28, 2011
Hello World, the Real King James is in the Building "Finally". My Brother @oneandonlycp3 gas'd me up to jump on board so I'm here. Haaaa— LeBron James (@KingJames) July 6, 2010
Hola Twitter Universe! I don't have any followers yet so I guess I'm tweeting myself?? I need to investigate how this operation works— Richie Incognito (@68INCOGNITO) April 13, 2012
At home signing footballs pic.twitter.com/4Zcd9ykx— Don Shula (@DonShula) April 3, 2012
My 1st big concert in Miami was the 1st concert he ever went to so today I dedicate my 1st tweet to him.HAPPY BIRTHDAY @PerezHilton! Luv u!— Gloria Estefan (@GloriaEstefan) March 23, 2011
What they do? My first day on TWITER! Im on tour right now and will be in Amarillo, TX tonight! Make sure your there!! - Pit— Pitbull (@pitbull) April 16, 2009
My 1st tweet...last nite I cried tears of joy,wut did I do to deserve this?vacheron on my wrist,a year ago I didn't kno the bitches exist...— Mastermind (@rickyrozay) May 30, 2010
Gov. Pawlenty was impressive this morning at gopac— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) August 6, 2008
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