Miami Social Cast Officially Unveiled
- Successful professional: All of them
- A regular at either the "chicest" or "hottest" place, seriously these are the only two words they use to describe places: Sorah, Ariel, George, Michael, Maria
- Complicated love life: Sorah, George, Michael, Katrina, Hardy
- Subset who's love life is complicated because it's hard to find a Marrying-kind of lady in SoBe: Michael, Hardy.
- Works in real estate: Sorah, George, Katrina
- Reality TV past mentioned in bio: Katrina, who starred on season one of The Apprentice
- Reality TV past excised from bio: Hardy, who spent a summer tanning in the backyard of CBS's Big Brother house.
- Softcore porn past excised from bio: Hardy, who, according to IMDB, starred in Summer Desires. One commenter says, "There are lots of juggling boobs and simulated sex, in warm and partly wet environments."
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