Miami Is in Nevada, According to Noted Cartographer Joan Collins

Let's give actress Joan Collins a break. She's 75 years old and British, plus for whatever reason, CBS's Early Show decided to play a cutesy game where the only cities ID'ed had something to do with the TV program Dynasty (which I understand to be some sort of Gossip Girl...

By Kyle Munzenrieder

November 21, 2008

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Let's give actress Joan Collins a break. She's 75 years old and British, plus for whatever reason, CBS's Early Show decided to play a cutesy game where the only cities ID'ed had something to do with the TV program Dynasty (which I understand to be some sort of Gossip Girl for old people in the Eighties). Joan has no idea what is going on and asks if Fallon, Nevada, is actually Miami. The regular CBS weatherman steps in to show her where Florida is, but he is no Al Roker, and Joan is clearly no Michael Frank Goodchild.

--Kyle Munzenrieder

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