Miami Heat 2010-11 Schedule Released
The Miami Heat released their 2010-11 season schedule today. Why other teams will even bother to show up to these games is beyond us. They should just forfeit now. Or maybe arrive to the arena late and blame it on the crazy McNugget lady ahead of them in the McDonald's drive-thru. Or just show up to games with pillow cases filled with batteries. These are really the best ideas NBA teams can use to defend themselves against the onslaught of awesome that'll come their way every night. Sometimes the best way to protect yourself from the beating of a lifetime is to not over think it.
Can the Heat get to 70-plus wins? Will they break the 33-consecutive games won mark set by the '72 Lakers? Only time will tell. But it's going to be a blast watching this team release the Kraken all over everyone's faces.
You can see the full schedule here.
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