Miami Beach Looking for Corporate Sugar Daddies
- Lincoln Town Car Road
- A branded line of easily removable bikini tops
- LMFAO's "I'm in Miami Bitch" Convention Center
- Flamingo Park sponsored by ManHunt.Com
- Miami Beach Coke, a retro formulation of the cola with the original cocaine ingredients
- Ocean Drive Drive
- Threatening SoBe Iced Teas to start paying royalties
- Normandy Bramen Motors Isles
- Naming Speedo the official clothing sponsor of the 12th Street Beach, if they aren't already
- Pastel crock pots and tubs
- A Rosetta Stone language program for Miami Beesh "English"
- A South Beach Snuggie made of fishnet
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