Well, this is just delightful. In fact, Riptide would like to nominate this video for Best Unintentionally Funny Clip of the Week.
We don't want to give too much away. No, no. It would spoil the climax. But let's just say you can count on the following (in chronological order):
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1. A pushy Fox News reporter.
2. An abortion doc from Miami.
4. Broken objects.
5. A mustache!
Can you think of a more entertaining situation? Ever? OK, maybe if there were also a mud-wrestling pit. And some whip-its. But, you know, other than that.