Meet Your New Marlins Uniform: The Fish Drop the 'Florida' Next Year
In happier news, they will also drop the "Florida" from their name -- as if they were ever really playing for all of those hardcore Fish fans in Fort Walton and greater Jacksonville.
It's like the Mets' home run Apple, as redesigned by Doc Ellis while on his no-hitter LSD trip.
Which we mean as a ringing endorsement.
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