McCain is President of Cuba
If that evil Council on Foreign Relations ever gets their way we will have a World wide government (at least according to Ron Paul) and elect an emperor of the Earth every four years. We're not quite there yet, but The Economist is giving us a preview by showing a projected electoral college map of the current presidential race if the entire world voted (based on user polls).
It is pretty much a wash for Obama with 8,969 electoral votes (including America's) to McCain's 285. Cuba was one of the 8 countries to get behind McCain, in fact it's a land slide there: 64% to 36%. Yes, unsurprisingly Cuba is red.