So Banana Republican just got word from a friendly political insider who attended Mayor Carlos Alvarez's state of the county address today that Carlito El Fuerte was introduced to the tune of Superman's theme music. Bad choice.
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He's really more like Superman's monotone, zombified clone Bizarro -- full of superpowers but lacking in intellectual fortitude:
Read the mayor's address here.