Mark Cuban Pastes Photo of Mavericks Hoisting Finals Trophy in Legal Argument
Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has been sexin' his team's championship trophy every night. He said that Dallas fans "punked the shit out of" Miami Heat fans, using a phrase mostly unknown outside of the 12-year-olds-hangin'-at-Orange-Julius crowd. And now, as reported by our sister paper, the Dallas Observer, he's taken his gloating to the legal forum in unprecedented fashion.
Here's all the context you need: Ross Perot, Jr. owns five percent of the Mavericks and is suing Cuban for mismanaging the franchise. So Cuban's lawyer, the incorrigible Thomas M. Melsheimer, went all a-picture-is-worth-a-thousand-words-sir on that ass and... well, check out this legal filing for yourself.
Meanwhile, the Heat's own corporate porker of an owner, Micky Arison, silently weeps into his flan.
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