Make Sure You're on Meth If You Threaten Obama
So let's get this straight. The trio of white supremacists who were holding a rifle and hollering in the vicinity of the Democratic National Convention about killing Obama won't face charges because they were on meth. But Raymond Hunter Geisel, the man who was arrested in Miami for allegedly making similar threats, is faces some serious felony charges.
Two suggestions: 1) Geisel might want to all the sudden reveal his own struggle with a meth addiction, and 2) Obama might want to send Fauxbama in his place anytime he has to speak with in 10 miles of a Confederate flag.
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