Magic City Kitty - Throwdown Lines
Hey fellas. A pick up line can cause a chick to giggle, hand over her number, or give you a hearty “Fuck off.” Sometimes, words aren’t even necessary. Here’s what I think are the appropriate physical responses to two corny lines. Ladies, take note.
He says: Why don't you come sit in my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
She: Lets her middle finger pop up
He says: Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
She: Kicks him in his ass
If you didn’t eat your Wheaties that morning, here are some throwdown lines that require no bodily harm. Oh and I didn’t write these, I stole ‘em.
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."
"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."
Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."
He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
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