Magic City Kitty -- Should I Be a Man in a Two-Man Threesome?

Hello, Kitty

I am a 27-year-old male with a problem. A few nights ago, my roommate and I went to the club for some fun and chick-catching, and we met a girl. Well, we didn’t know that it was the same one, but when she showed up at our crib for an “appointment” with my buddy later that night, she saw me and her jaw dropped. As did mine. We were all pretty shocked but we laughed it off and ended up getting wasted in the living room. Nothing happened beyond some kissing and touching (no guy on guy), but before she left, she made it pretty clear that she wanted both of us to do her the next time she came by. At the same time. I’ve never had a threesome, and I’m way far from gay, but this girl’s hotness is making me rethink my position. I’m thinking that such a sexual experience might ruin me and my buddy’s relationship, but the girl says it’s all or nothing. I don’t want to go through the hassle of finding a new roommate, but this girl is a thoroughbred! What do I do?

Will play with dick for a chick

Will,

Wait…what did I miss? First you’re out clubbing with your BFF, then some hot chick comes along and you’re ready to allow your roommate’s rubies rub up against yours? Damn, who is this girl?!?! First off, there’s nothing wrong with a threesome, they happen every day. Shit, there were probably dozens going on as you wrote this letter. Second, it doesn’t necessarily make you gay if the menage includes two dicks and one chick. As long as you keep your lips, hands, peen, etc on the girl, you’ll still be able to check “Yes” for straight.

Now Will, the problem is this: You didn’t mention your roommate's take on this girl’s proposition. How would you feel if this all went down and he decided to unleash the dragon, on you? I can’t be sure, but there is a chance that he isn’t as skeptical about this rendezvous as you are, and he may enjoy you being along for the ride, literally. Trust me, the weirdness you’ll feel after your buddy has given you head will last far longer than your hard-on for this “thoroughbred.” But hey, a new roommate is just a CraigsList search away, so I say go for it, Will. You only live once and the simple fact that you’re considering this lets me know that a part of you wants to do it. You only live once, bruh.

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