Magic City Kitty - Can I Have a Test Drive Between the Thighs?
My friends and family tease me about it, and I don’t deny it – I’m a bona fide party girl. I go out at least 5 or 6 nights a week and always drink and drug a little more than a lady should. But haha that’s not my problem. My problem is that I’m a single girl and I haven’t had sex in months. It’s not that I don’t meet hot guys, they holla at me all the time in the clubs. And it’s not that I’m not horny as hell (especially after I get a couple of shots of vodka in me), it’s just that I don’t want to screw some lame. I don’t want to waste my time with small penises, bad strokers, or any of the other bull that will deter me from getting off. Is there a way that I can kind of test a guy out before I consider getting intimate with him?
Short of grabbing his penis and/or asking him to bump and grind the air as if his life depended on it, there are a few things you can do to test out your potential jumpoff. Since you meet these dudes in the club you might already know one of his previous lays, if so, subtly ask him or her how your prospect is in the sack. The person may give you a proper preview or they may sabotage the dude hoping that his or her hole remains your prospect’s first choice. Another way to test the water has to do with the legend that if a guy can dance, he’s good in the sack. So when you’re out partying, step back and watch your boy wind his body and see if his moves satisfy you. And if you’re really ballsy, wait for the DJ to play “Lollipop,” join him on the dance floor, and shake your saltshaker against his groin area until he starts tromboning.
You’ll get a good idea of what he’s working with. And of course you can take him home - or make love in the club like Usher – and actually see his meat and/or let him dry-hump you. But other than that, there’s no science to this stuff. You can never really tell if dude is going to be good for you until you give him a chance to actually get inside. So you’re going to have to either keep using the trial and error approach or buy yourself a dildo and do it yourself. Good luck!
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