Listen Up Florida Marine Patrol: This Boat is Still There!
Four months ago.
Since at least July, an abandoned and once pricey yacht has been beached on the trash-strewn and molester-patrolled shores of the Julia Tuttle Causeway. It's been stripped of precious materials, spray-painted by some municipal entity, and slapped with stickers that say it's not allowed here. It has also gained a heron as a tenant:
Refuse from an anonymous scavenger.