Lindsay Lohan's Other Nipple Makes South Beach Appearance in Repeat Nip Slip
Every year, thousands come to the shores of Miami seeking freedom. Including Lindsay Lohan's breasts. America's favorite constant crisis has been in town all weekend, and on Sunday was caught by paparazzi during a wardrobe malfunction during a Plum magazine photo shoot. We believe that involved her left breast. Of course, Lindsay spent yesterday on the beach and accidentally exposed her right breast while caught up in the surf.
Man, two nip slips in just two days? It's almost like she wants a certain local blogger to get really, really easy traffic (thanks LiLo, we always knew we had a spiritual connection).
After the mishap, which Lohan at first appeared to laugh off, she flipped off paparazzi according to TMZ. Poor girl. Can't even have a nip slip in peace.
As we noted yesterday, Lohan's trips to Miami usually involve some sort of ridiculous drama. She's suffered a hospital stay, allegedly for "asthma," and had a few epic public fights with her former girlfriend Samantha Ronson. So we guess a few nip slips here and there and nothing more serious is actually a sign she's improving.
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