LeBron, Wade and Udonis Publicly Recruit Peyton Manning, Also Beat the Hawks
After struggling for most of last night's game against the Atlanta Hawks, the Miami Heat finally decided to stop dicking around and began to hit their shots and play their anaconda-style defense just in time to comeback from as much as 10 points and beat Atlanta 89-86.
While D-Wade and Chris Bosh played the first three quarters like they had lost their contact lenses, LeBron carried the team with his ass-smashing play, finishing the night with 31 points and 11 rebounds for his seventeenth double-double of the season. Carry an entire team by yourself for three full quarters on offense and defense while your two co-stars are struggling with their offense? PFFFT.... IT ONLY COUNTS IF YOU HIT THE VERY LAST SHOT, YOU SEE.
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