LeBron Ruined a Bucks Defender With One of the Dunks of the Year Last Night
On Tuesday, LeBron James released a freestyle rap. Last night, he released the frickin' kraken on the entire Bucks' buttocks. On numerous occasions in the first half, LeBron unleashed some of the best dunks you will see all year, flying, reversing, and tomahawking his way to the rim seemingly whenever he desired. During one of the dunks, he peeled off his shirt midair and took a selfie. OK, that didn't happen -- he didn't take off his shirt.
The best dunk featured LeBron taking flight for what felt like five minutes and then landing his aircraft directly on Edke Udoh's airstrip. Edke Udoh is a person; he probably doesn't like things landing on his face.
Later, LeBron toyed with the Bucks further, sparing them no mercy when they seemingly surrendered midway through his assault. Sorry, Bucks, the rules of war do not apply here. It's murder-death-kill on a mother-bleeping deer.
lebron flexin tonight ayeee TURNUP— ⚡️ (@JGSmoove) April 3, 2014
They parted the Red Sea for LeBron and he threw it down.April 3, 2014
Why you have to watch EVERY game. https://t.co/urCIgEqQLR— I hate your face (@Spoon_R13) April 3, 2014
Hxjdjdjjdkdmdmsj883838383838338!!/!!!!!!/— Jonny (@JDigital_) April 3, 2014
The Milwaukee Bucks are the worst team in basketball, a truly amazing feat considering the Philadelphia 76ers lost 26 games in a row at one point this season, so you expected an easy ride in this one. But with this Heat team, "easy ride" usually means "flying death machine that secretes Sports Center highlights."
Aside from LeBron's monster throwdowns, the rest of Wednesday's 96-77 blowout didn't disappoint.
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS— John Friel (@JFriel90) April 3, 2014
Lebron is a Fuckin savage !!!!!!!— #Deadline (@Trillasfxck) April 3, 2014
The Bucks are like deer in the headlights and LeBron is the semi truck— Joshua Nelson (@Admiral_Nelson1) April 3, 2014
Lebron posterized that man— RNichol (@rj_nichol3) April 3, 2014
That dunk from Lebron man >> UGH! just NASTY— Iris Livingston III (@IL_TheTruth34) April 3, 2014
Lebron's dunk was disgusting RIP Ekpe Udoh— xavier ☝ (@_heyitsx) April 3, 2014
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