LeBron James Wrecked the Pacers After Lance Stephenson Talked Trash About Him
Don't start none, won't be none. Lance Stephenson, you picked the wrong dude, bruh.
LeBron James farted thunder and shit lightning all Memorial Day long on his way to a 32-point, ten-rebound, five-assist night that was full of King Cobra hissssssss and the perfect rebuke to Stephenson's talk before the game that LeBron's on-court chatter was a "sign of weakness." When LeBron is playing like this, there is no antivenin; you just go night-night. You should've let sleeping Cobras lie, Lance.
The Heat's 102-90 win leaves the team just one win shy of its fourth straight NBA finals. There were no signs of weaknesses this night from LeBron James -- just blood, so much Indiana Pacers blood on his hands. We are all weaknesses.
Detective Lance Stephenson Body Language McGee managed just a single free throw until late in the fourth quarter and finished with nine points. I'd love to say he was the Pacers' weakness this night -- it would fit nicely here -- but he plays with the waste receptacle known as Roy Hibbert, who scored as many points as your mom.
LeBron had himself a plethora all colors, shapes, and sizes of flying death machine moments, each pinching off a piece of the Pacers' soul and punting it into the Everglades in its own special way. Fall-away threes, coast-to-coast dunks, twisting corkscrew slams, whatever flavor you're in the mood for, LeBron had himself a Baskin-Robbins game, so you're good.
LeBron's and-1 dunk at the end of the 1st half: https://t.co/ilOYic4iMS— Team LeBron (@TeamLeBron_) May 27, 2014
LeBron James is merely superhuman. https://t.co/H3OOgqjB3B— SB Nation GIF (@SBNationGIF) May 27, 2014
Goodnight Indiana! https://t.co/UiuUHr2fIp— SB Nation GIF (@SBNationGIF) May 27, 2014
The Heat takes a commanding 3-1 series lead back to Indiana, where Miami will look to end all of this nonsense and get back into the series that ends in a parade and double-decker buses. Only eight teams in the history of the NBA have ever come back from a 3-1 deficit, one of them being the Miami Heat in 1997 when the team came back to beat the New York Knicks.
LEBRON FUCKEN JAMES COBRA DICK MVP THE KING— Heatguy33 (@Shawn361xx) May 27, 2014
LETS GO !!!! pic.twitter.com/0TD6vZWor9— Chance Kirby (@KirBeamer25) May 27, 2014
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/MgTrFxHv0O— Ari (@yougotAri) May 27, 2014
Wow.. I didn't know people seriously called LeBron "cobra dick"— João (@HughSpliffner) May 27, 2014
i love you, miami. pic.twitter.com/CTWHSdy9Y9— lieutenant winslow (@lt_winslow) May 27, 2014
great record RT @jordub: Ooooooooo
Ooooooo pic.twitter.com/WSY8ASqdY6— fitz (@fitziest) May 27, 2014
LeBron James surpasses MJ for most 25+pts/5+reb/5+ast games in NBA playoff history: pic.twitter.com/enGxxUOq1x— Beyond The Buzzer (@BeyondTheBuzzer) May 27, 2014
I LOVE IT:
Reporter: "How do you slow down LeBron James?"
Frank Vogel: "I mean, he's the best player in the world..."
Doesn't get any better— Team LeBron™ (@LeBronsThrone) May 27, 2014
LeBron and D. Wade's reaction when they heard that Paul George said the Pacers "outplayed" the HEAT: pic.twitter.com/m3YVaMhNy6— Team LeBron (@TeamLeBron_) May 27, 2014
George: "Looking at the stat sheet, we outplayed 'em."
LeBron: "We had 7 steals, 20 Pts off turnovers, that has nothing to do w/ FT line."— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) May 27, 2014
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