Lakers' Ron Artest Picks Heat to Win In 4 or 5 or 6 or Not At All
Ron Artest, the NBA's favorite halftime-boozing, riot-inducing maniac, has gotten quite interested in this year's NBA Finals -- unencumbered by playoff obligations of his own, he's been making predictions for a week despite not knowing what day the games are on or what city they're being played in.
Memorial day was banging in Miami
It's time to party now
Now I see a tiger skin blouse
I see an elephant in a thong
With such an indelibly positive opinion of the city, it was inevitable that he picked the Heat to possibly sweep the Mavs:
I'm extremely proud of Dallas
Not a hater
But I think Miami in four or five
Can Dallas sweep the heat?
I don't care who wins
But I got heat in 5
Oh, wait. No. Four games, plus a thesaurus:
Miami in four not five if dirk is hurt
But j Terry will have big games
I like the mavs
And coach Rick
But I just think the three headed cerebellum us too much for dirk and his perks
But then he seems to think a Mavericks win isn't entirely impossible...
If Dallas wins four one I'll run down Santa monica with electrical shocks on my chest nipples
I was wrong I got mavs in six
I mis calculated
If lebron gets this win n Dallas
I'm going on record as saying he is great!!
But let me say this
I can't see Miami winning now
But I will still say Miami in six
But I don't believe
So we've got the support of the baller/rap producer behind the internationally acclaimed (and inexplicably sneaker-themed) "Ball'n Mixtape," put together by the "World Wide Wariers."
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