Kourtney Kardashian Conveniently Announces Pregnancy in Time for Show Premiere

You know Kourtney Kardashian? No, not the one with the butt. Nope, not the one who has a personality, either. That's right, she's the one with no butt or personality! 


Well, she's pregnant! Which ensures all sorts of gossip headlines right before the premiere of Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami on E! Sunday night. At first, the identity of the father was a secret, and the first round of rumors carried a bit of "Kourtney went crazy in Miami and got knocked up by some random dude," and while that might have been good for ratings, it wasn't good for her reputation. So she went on the Today show to announce the father is her on-again, off-again boyfriend. Some guy named Scott Disick. 

In other very important Kourtney and Khloé news, LMFAO's "I'm in Miami Bitch" will be the theme song. Of course it will be (by the way, did you know LMFAO is an uncle/nephew duo? The two are the son and grandson of Motown founder Berry Gordy. Meaning they are related to Rockwell. Suddenly it all makes sense. Also, one of them is nearing his late 30s. So sad.)

Plus, because this is a Miami set show, the gossips promise there will be a cocaine story line this season. 


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