Kimbo Slice Defeated by Caterpillar in 14 Seconds
Last night, Kimbo Slice made his debut in the Random Things Fighting Against Each Other to Advertise Other Things League against a Caterpillar. The Caterpillar defeated Slice by technical slicing-his-arm-off-with-laser-vision knockout 14 seconds into the first round of the bout.
"The promoters kinda hinted to me and they gave me the money to stand and throw with him; they didn't want me to take him down. Let's just put it that way," Slice said.
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