Monday, January 18, 2010 |
5 years ago
Beloved luxury-porn mag Ocean Drive celebrated it's 17th anniversary by putting beloved amateur-porn star Kim Kardashian on its cover and invited her to host their big self-congratulatory party last Thursday at the Delano.
Half the point of throwing these parties is to get publicity, but not even Ocean Drive
can compete for attention when Kardashian's butt is in the room. Asked about rumors that she padded certain assets, she supposedly replied
, "Sorry to disappoint you... no butt pads here! That dress was so tight, butt pads wouldn't have even fit!" Charming.
invited Kardashian to blow out its birthday cake, because she is an expert at blowing, but she reportedly
had to back away when she noticed the cake was actually made of cupcakes. She already has a cupcake endorsement deal. Of course she does.
It might be only a matter of time until Kimmy is back in town if her boyfriend, Reggie Bush, leads the New Orleans Saints to the Super Bowl.