Kiki is Totally Paris' BFF
ZOMG you guys! Kiki, the Miami contestant on Paris Hilton's My New BFF, is totally kicking ass on the show, y'all. And her quasi Paris-obsessive ways might take her all the way to the end.
So on last night's episode, Paris wanted to know who, like, totally knew everything about her. Kiki made it all the way to the final round along with emo-girl Zui and stupid skank Kayley. But ya'll, Kiki loves Paris so much she didn't get a single question wrong. We are still trying to figure out if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Like she totally knew that Paris lived in the Waldorf-Astoria in New York growing up and she had five different parties to celebrate her 21st birthday. Stalker much?
What was Kiki's prize, you ask? She got to have din-din with Paris of course. Kiki seemed so wide-eye while dining at Citrus in Hollywood (that's California, not Florida), that she made it seem like we don't have fancy restaurants here.
But later, she redeemed herself when Dirt Nasty (wannabe-brother better known as actor Simon Rex) tried to put the moves on the Kikster while playing Seven Minutes in Heaven (middle school is so retro, ya'll). She boldly told him "That's not how we play in Miami."
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