Kanye and Kim's Nuptials
Kanye West is arguably the most entertaining rap artist in the world. Even when you are hating on him, you have to love him because you never know what crazy shit he might say or do. He's like the youngest brother in a big family who is always doing wild things to get attention, like stringing a cat up by the tail or blowing up lizards with firecrackers. Kanye is constantly getting people worked up.
But homie is making a big mistake marrying Kim Kardashian. And without a pre-nup too! Get ready, Kanye. Your reality-star baby mama is going to suck the life out of you and clean out all the megamillions from your bank accounts. When she's done, Kim is going to move on to the next one. We're gonna have to put Yeezy on suicide watch.
When it comes to staying married, Kardashian isn't exactly the type to stick around "till death do us part." Hell, she couldn't stay married for more than 72 days to (now Boston Celtics) player Chris Humphries, who still hasn't recovered from Kim emasculating him on her reality-television show. Her marriage to Humphries was her second stormy marriage. She accused her first husband, record producer Damon Thomas, of beating her and keeping her from her family after he filed for divorce in 2003.
All these Kardashian women are bad news for the men they marry. Bruce Jenner had his man card ripped to shreds by his soon-to-be-ex-wife Kris, Kim's mom. And she'll fight hard to make sure the 1976 gold-medal-winning Olympian doesn't get a cut of all the riches the family has made from reality-TV fame.
Lamar Odom, the NBA star who has played for the Miami Heat, the Los Angeles Lakers, and the Dallas Mavericks, has completely unraveled after marrying Kim's sister, Khloe. He got hooked on crack cocaine and was spotted in early September wandering the streets of Los Angeles in the wee hours, according to TMZ and other gossip news sites. And Khloe is supposed to be the nice one of the Kardashian bunch.
So please, Kanye, heed your own advice from your song "Gold Digger" and get that pre-nup.
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