Janet Reno High School's Fightin' Janet Renos Might Never Get to Fight
Imagine it. Every year, hundreds of parents in North Miami kiss their daughters goodbye as they're decked out in their finest sparkly pink minidresses and heading to their first prom, and then the mothers smirk: "Have fun at your Janet Reno dance party."
The Alonzo and Tracy Mourning Senior High School Biscayne Bay Campus isn't a horrible name; it's just not nearly as fun.
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