J-Lo, Florida's Chicken With Two Butts, Is Dead
J-Lo, a chicken born in Florida with two-thirds of the butts of the Kardashian sisters (and maybe twice the brains) is dead. Though she may have been an extraordinary hen, her fate was typical for a chicken: Two foxes jumped into her enclosure.
Raised by Alfredo and Ana Cruz of Ocala, the chicken made national headlines in January 2010 after the Cruzes realized she was a beast with two back ends.
"The couple brushed the feathers away and found two pubic regions, spaced about two inches apart," reported the Ocala Star-Banner at the time. "Typically, there is one such region in the center with a single orifice."
News of the double-assed chicken soon went viral, and even Jay Leno cracked a joke about J-Lo.
Now, however, the Star-Banner reports she is dead after two foxes jumped into her enclosure. A rooster tried valiantly to fight off the foxes, but they ended up killing J-Lo and another hen.
Truly a sad day for all of Florida.
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