It's 15 Below in Chicago. New York 9 Degrees Tonight. Miami Red Hot
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I dunno. I guess I just want to gloat.
It is 15 degrees below zero in Chicago right now. It's -21 in my hometown of Minneapolis, Minnesota.
New York is gonna be 9 degrees tonight.
It's 70 degrees at my house. Maybe I'll take a dip in the pool.
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