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Is That A Shark's Tooth or Is Thomas Kramer Ready For Happy Time?

We won't lie. We absolutely love that multimillionaire playboy real estate developer Thomas Kramer is such a big social media whore.

Here's a guy who narrowly escapes criminal charges and a civil judgment for allegedly fondling a teenage boy's bits and supposedly groping a woman's bosom, respectively, yet he has no problem showing off his junk during a bathrobes and lingerie party at the Delano Hotel -- and then posting pictures on Facebook.

WARNING: The photos after the jump will give you traumatizing visual hallucinations.

Is That A Shark's Tooth or Is Thomas Kramer Ready For Happy Time?
Thomas Kramer's Facebook Fan Page

​We don't know the guy on the left. But the sleepy-eyed dude on the right is South Beach party promoter Tommy Pooch. Notice how much space Pooch puts between himself and Kramer's shark tooth undies.

Is That A Shark's Tooth or Is Thomas Kramer Ready For Happy Time?
Thomas Kramer's Facebook Fan Page

Give it up ladies and gentleman for the Count of the Three-Quarter-Monty. Woo Hoo!!!


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