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In Sarah Palin's World Tony Sparano is Torpedo Vindicator

We may laugh at the names of Sarah Palin's children now, but moms everywhere are surely inspired by her knack for unique nomenclature.

Luckily the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator is here to help them in choosing their own wacky kid names. Riptide gave it a test run by plugging in some of our favorite Miamians.

Rudy Crew: Turbine Yukon

Gloria Estefan: Hen Waffle

Donna Shalala: Mole Valdez

Tony Sparano: Torpedo Vindicator

Dwyane Wade: Foot Chassis

Carlos Alvarez: Cuppa Invader

Elaine Lancaster: Rock Crane

Chad Ocho Cinco: Bush Gator

Lincoln Diaz-Balart: Fire Patriot

The name "Mole Valdez" is a little piece of heaven, but maybe Tony Sparano should really change his name. A team lead by Torpedo Vindicator would never loose.

--Kyle Munzenrieder a.k.a. Shoulder Frontier


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