Hulk Hogan Settles Divorce, Does No Victory Dance
You know what's the best? Winning stuff. Especially when there's money involved! And everybody knows the best way to celebrate a victory: rip off your shirt, flex, and then do a little dance.
In life, I think we can all agree there are appropriate ways to respond to a victory and there are BORING ways. So, whatever, Hulk. We are so taking your poster off our wall.
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