How Miamians React When It Gets Cold
Photo by Bill Cooke
Despite popular misconception, it does occasionally get certifiably cold in Miami. Sure, not freezing, or even snow-producing, but it gets cold.
This, of course, happens rarely, even in wintertime, so when a cold front does hit, Miamians tend to lose their damn minds. Here are a few things that happen every time.
The Odd Habit of Complaining About It Being Cold in Miami and Then Apologizing for It on Social Media
Of course, Miamians like to complain on Twitter about how cold it is, but they know their northern friends will snap at them instantly, so they apologize ahead of time.
I shouldn't be complaining when other parts of the country are experiencing 3ft of snow, but it's freezing for a Miami girl. lol
— legit (@leanaaaaBSM_) January 27, 2015
Sorry we don't come insulated like you people RT @LowKeyUHTN: LA and Miami folks have NO concept of "Cold" or "Freezing." Absurd asses
— Lemon Cake (@TheSlimGoddess) December 12, 2014
No disrespect to those who have to deal w/ REAL frigid conditions but it's cold in Miami this morning...
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 28, 2015
Sorry for people on real cold weather but Miami at 58 degrees means my gaybor in a parka and hat and his chihuahua in a down hoodie
— Carina Ost (@CarinaOst) December 11, 2014
The Elusive Fur Vest Suddenly Appears in Droves
Despite it being a particularly impractical fashion choice, there are still some Miamians who decide their wardrobe needs dead animals. But a full-on fur coat is still overkill even during Miami's coldest snaps, so they settle for the strange sartorial compromise of the fur vest.
And whenever it drops into the 60s, those fur vests come out in droves. Hey, everyone, look at me! I can afford to wear the pelts of fine rodents despite the fact there's only like ten days out of the year when I can do so, and it's not even a practical way to keep me warm. Yes, bathe in my aura of luxury and refinement!
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