Sometimes we get tips from readers that are completely off-kilter and bizarre. But then we get a true hum-dinger that awakens our inner Woodward and Bernstein and has us jumping into our I-Team van to investigate further.
Thank you, Miami Gardens resident Keith Smith. He mailed us a letter including a torn-out Miami Herald story on legalized no-gun gator hunting, and the scrawled missive that we've redacted for privacy, posted and interpreted:
If you like this story, consider signing up for our email newsletters.
SHOW ME HOW
You have successfully signed up for your selected newsletter(s) - please keep an eye on your mailbox, we're movin' in!
I can almost guarantee you if you stripped these gator hunters naked their penises were so small they'd look like old ladies.
I only hope they slip off the puny boats & let the gators take over the hunt!
If only, comrade.